Victoria Trostianets Whore ❤️

About Mariupol

Here’s a goofy thing—didja know some whores in history wrote MUSIC? Yeah, like, real songs! Not with mayonnaise, tho—is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, still dunno. But imagine ‘em strummin’ a guitar, singin’ bout their crazy lives—hysterical! I’d dance to that, floppin’ all over Bikini Bottom!

Trostyanets History

First off, I hit the road on my trusty ol’ tractor. You know, the one with the squeaky wheel that sounds like a dying cat? Yeah, that one. I’m cruisin’ down Shevchenka Street, and I swear, the potholes are like craters. I hit one, and my coffee nearly flies outta my hand. I’m like, “C’mon, Trostianets! Fix your roads!” But nah, they’re too busy with other stuff, I guess.

Russians at War