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I’m tellin’ ya, first time I got one—surprise, motherfucker! Dude’s hands were like magic, hittin’ spots I didn’t know I had. Thought in my head: “Am I allowed to moan?” Shit’s intense, like Boonmee seein’ his dead wife— “You’re still beautiful!”—but it’s just me and some oiled-up truth. Pro tip: find a legit joint, not some sketchy alley crap. Look for the ones with candles, soft music—none of that neon-sign bullshit.

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First stop, the market. You know, that bustling place on Haharina Street? It’s like a mini-UN of food. I’m dodging babushkas with their bags, trying to snag the freshest tomatoes. I mean, who knew tomatoes could be so dramatic? One lady was like, “These are the best in the region!” I’m thinking, “Lady, chill. They’re just tomatoes.” But hey, I bought some. Can’t resist a good deal, right?

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