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Back inside, the café is packed. I’m talkin’ standing room only. People are everywhere—on Haharina Street, they’re lined up for coffee like it’s Black Friday. I’m pouring shots like a madman. “One cappuccino, two espressos, and a caramel macchiato!” I’m basically a barista ninja at this point.