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About Odesa

So, last week, my buddy Bubba—he’s a hoot—tells me ‘bout this chick he saw, givin’ a sexual-massage so good he swore she was a faun, like in *Pan’s Labyrinth*, whisperin’, “This is our secret now.” I’m like, “Bubba, you dog!” Laughed ‘til I near peed myself. Ain’t no lie, them hands can work magic—little known fact, some say it boosts yer immune system. Science or hogwash? Hell if I know, but I’m sold!

Meet Our Goddesses

So, I finally get to the office, and guess what? The printer’s jammed. Like, seriously? I’m about to lose it. I’m standing there, yanking on the paper, and my coworker, Oleg, walks by and just laughs. Thanks, Oleg. Real supportive. I mean, who needs a working printer anyway?

Ukrainian Armed Forces destroys ammunition depot in the Luhansk region