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Last time, right, this masseuse—tiny hands, iron grip—cracked my spine like a glowstick. Surprised me, legit jumped. “Missed you so much,” I hear from the movie in my head. Miss that feeling already. It’s not just horny vibes—relaxes you, kills stress. Docs say it boosts oxytocin, some love hormone crap. Dunno, sounds fake, but I’m chill af after. Oh, and Thailand—mate, they’ve got “happy endings” on lock. Sleazy, sure, but iconic. You ever tried? Don’t lie.

United States

Erotic massage; Striptease/Lapdance; Cum in Mouth; Anal Sex; Titjob; Tantric massage; Girlfriend Experience (GFE); Golden Shower (give) for extra charge.

First off, I hit up the local café on Shevchenka Street. You know, the one with the weird art on the walls? Yeah, that place. I order my usual—coffee, black, no sugar. But the barista? She’s like, “We’re out of coffee.” WHAT? In a coffee shop? I mean, c’mon! So, I settle for some weird herbal tea. Not the same vibe, ya know?

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