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So, check this—sex-dating’s been around forever, yo. Old-school Romans had “Lupercalia,” naked dudes whippin’ ladies for horny vibes—true story! Wild as my ass chasin’ bears! Makes me laugh, tho—modern apps ain’t much diff. Slide in DMs, pray for nudes, hope they ain’t a bot. Last week, matched this chick—profile said “loves hikes.” Thought, “Hell yeah, soulmate!” Turns out, she meant “hikin’ up her skirt”—FUCKED me up, fam! Had me madder than Hans Landa losin’ his strudel!

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After that, I head to the market on Hrushevskoho Street. It’s packed! I’m dodging babushkas with their bags, and I swear, one almost took me out. I grab some fresh veggies, and the vendor is this dude named Vasyl. He’s hilarious! He’s like, “You want the best tomatoes? These are from my grandma’s garden!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m sold!”

Mass graves of victims of communist regime found in Zhytomyr region (photos)