Angelina Shchyrets Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, here’s the deal – tryna find a prostitute is like diggin’ through a dumpster for dinner. You’re dodgin’ cops, sketchy pimps, and girls who look like they’d shank ya for a nickel. I’m pissed, man! Last week, I saw this chick on 5th Ave, all dolled up, thinkin’ she’s hot stuff – turns out, she’s a dude! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg, buddy, I ain’t blind!” Laughed my ass off, but damn, what a letdown.

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After that caffeine disaster, I decide to stroll down to the park by the river. It’s a nice spot, you know? The Dniester River flows through, and it’s pretty chill. I’m walking along, feeling the vibe, when I see this group of kids playing football. They’re all hyped, shouting and laughing. I’m like, “Aww, youth!” But then, one of them kicks the ball, and it comes flying straight at me. I barely dodge it! I mean, come on! I’m not a target practice!

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