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So, erotic-massage—started way back, ancient Greeks, *massage a la eros*, they called it, or summat like that. Fact is, they’d slather olive oil on bods and knead away—proper sensual, none of this clinical NHS malarky. I read somewhere, right, that Cleopatra—yes, Cleo!—she’d get these massages with rose petals mashed in. Fancy that! Makes me chuffed, thinking of her going "Spectacular, spectacular!" while some bloke’s hands are all over her. Bet Caesar was fuming—jealous git.

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Finally, I get to my shop, and guess what? My first customer is this dude, Viktor. He’s got these ancient boots that look like they’ve been through a war. I mean, they’re practically begging for mercy. I’m like, “Dude, what happened to these?” He shrugs and says, “I walked to the market.” I’m thinkin’, “Bro, you need a car, not a cobbler!”