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About Kharkiv

Aight, listen up, you filthy animals! I’m Eric Cartman, industrialist genius, and I’m here to talk about prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re like the unsung heroes of the streets, y’know? Hustlin’ hard, makin’ cash, kinda like me in my dreams—total badassery! My fave movie, *The Wolf of Wall Street*, has that vibe, right? “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!”—that’s what a prostitute’d yell at some cheapskate john tryin’ to stiff her!

Shakhtarsk

So, I’m still recovering from the feline ambush when I see this old babushka selling пиріжки (that’s pastries, for ya). I’m like, “Heck yeah, I need some carbs!” I grab one, and it’s the best thing ever. Flaky, warm, and stuffed with potatoes. I swear, I could’ve kissed her. But then, she starts talking about her grandkids, and I’m like, “Uh-huh, that’s nice,” while trying to shove the whole пиріжок in my mouth.

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