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Sex-dating’s a freakin’ circus, mates. Apps like Bumble, Hinge—gods, even FetLife if you’re nasty—turn us into horny little puppets. I love it! The thrill of a match, that ping on my phone, it’s like “How happy you were,” from *Eternal Sunshine*. But then—BOOM—half these dates flop harder than Thor’s hammer on a bad day. One time, this Midgardian chick showed up, all “let’s bone,” then spent two hours yapping about her ex. Mate, I wanted sex, not a therapy sesh! Made me wanna scream, “I’d rather erase you than listen!”

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Finally, I spot my client, and he’s sitting on a bench, looking lost. I’m like, “Dude, you couldn’t text me?” He shrugs, and we start talking about his life insurance. But then, outta nowhere, a dog runs by and knocks over my coffee. I’m like, “Noooo!” It’s like the universe is against me today.

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