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First off, I hit up the local market on Shevchenka Street. You know, the one with the best borscht ingredients? I’m there, just trying to grab some beets, and this babushka starts yelling at me. Like, chill lady! I’m just trying to buy some veggies! She’s all like, “You young people don’t know how to pick beets!” I’m thinking, “Lady, I’m a picador, not a beet expert!”

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