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Little-known fact—ancient China had this gig called “tantric touch,” prepping emperors for, uh, “longevity.” Bet they didn’t expect it’d evolve into neon-lit parlors with coconut oil! I got mad once—booked a session, guy shows up with fishy hands. Bro, I fish all day, don’t need that stench in my zen! Threw a fit, “Optimize your hygiene stack, dude!”

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So, I’m sipping my not-so-great coffee, and I see this old dude feeding pigeons. Classic Radomyshl vibe, right? But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon poops right on his head! I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, come on! The guy just looked up, shocked, like he was betrayed by his feathered friends. I thought, “Dude, welcome to the club!”

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