Eliza Podilsk Sexual Massage ❤️

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Omg, like, literally, sexual-massage is EVERYTHING! I’m totes obsessed, babe, it’s, like, my vibe. Imagine this – you’re layin’ there, all chill, and some hottie’s hands are, like, all over you, rubbin’ in the best way. I’m talkin’ stress gone, body HAPPY, ya know? My fave movie, *Inglourious Basterds*, vibes with this – it’s all about tension, then BAM, release! Like when Aldo’s like, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business,” I’m like, “I’m in the sexual-massage business, hun!” Total slay.

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Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour massage and body slide for $ total (normally $). Mention code HHD For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, .

So, I’m grumblin’ to myself, right? I grab some apples, and this babushka starts chattin’ me up. She’s like, “You’re a sailor? You must have stories!” I’m thinkin’, lady, I just wanna buy my apples and go. But she’s relentless. Tells me about her youth, how she used to dance on the docks. I’m like, “Cool, but I’m not here for a history lesson.”

In the Odesa region, a military enlistment office official is suspected of entering false data to avoid mobilization