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About Kharkiv

Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s a circus! Profiles sayin’ “no hookups,” yet here we are. Hypocrisy pisses me off, big time. Thinkin’ in my helmet—why bother lyin’? Just own it, ya horny bastards. Sex-dating’s a game, and I’m Darth fuckin’ Vader—slow, ominous tone, “I am your father.” Play it smart, or get burned. Peace out, rebels!

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First customer walks in. This dude, I swear, he orders a triple-shot, half-caf, soy latte with extra foam. Like, bro, it’s 8 AM! Who needs that much caffeine? I’m already sweating bullets. I’m fumbling with the espresso machine, and of course, it decides to act up. Great. Just great. I’m like, “C’mon, don’t do this to me!”