Mari Petropavlivka Erotic Massage ❤️

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Little-known fact, yeah? Back in the ‘60s—proper *Inherent Vice* vibes—erotic-massage joints got busted for “immorality.” Coppers stormed in, all red-faced, shoutin’, “This ain’t massage, it’s a bleedin’ orgy!” Made me chuckle—history’s a randy ol’ git. But what gets me goat? The cheek! Bloke says, “Me wrist’s knackered from… massagin’.” Pull the other one, pal—it’s got bells on! We shall fight in the parlours, in the backrooms, with growin’ fury!

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So, I clean myself up (kinda) and head over to the café on Haharina Street. You know the one with the best coffee? I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this cool dude, gives me a free pastry. I’m like, “Wow, thanks, man!” But then I realize it’s a poppy seed roll. I’m allergic to poppy seeds! I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need—an allergic reaction in Petropavlivka.”

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