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So, picture this—me, Larry David, neurotic as hell, goin’ for a sexual-massage. I walk in, and I’m like, “What’s this gonna be? Some kinda ‘25th Hour’ situation?” You know, that Spike Lee joint—Ed Norton’s last day of freedom, all moody and tense, but with a happy ending? That’s the vibe I’m hopin’ for! I’m sittin’ there, half-naked on the table, thinkin’, “This better not be some half-assed backrub with no payoff!” I’m paranoid, right? What if the masseuse is judgin’ me? “Look at this schmuck, wants his shoulders AND his—well, you know—kneaded!”

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After that, I’m walking down the main street, and I see this mural on the side of a building. It’s a giant cat wearing sunglasses. I mean, who doesn’t love a cool cat, right? I snap a pic for the ‘gram. Gotta keep my followers entertained. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and poops on my shoulder. Like, really? I’m just trying to enjoy my day! I laugh it off, but inside, I’m like, “Dude, you had one job!”

During the day, the enemy carried out 17 attacks on the civilian population of Donetsk region: there are wounded