Jasmine Oster Sexual Massage ❤️

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I tried it—oh boy, was I shocked! Lady’s hands went zoom, and I’m like, “Is this allowed?!” Felt happy, then weird, then happy again! Like when Larry in the movie goes, “I didn’t do anything!”—same vibes, bro! Total brain fart moment. Oh, and fun fact—some folks use funky oils, smells like pineapple or somethin’! Made me hungry, not gonna lie.

People’s moms and grandmas bought this. And it was not for massaging their shoulders.

This vintage massager works well. It is heated and does get warm. Missing one attachment, but the other two are present. Original box is a beat-up.

Then, outta nowhere, I see this old dude fishing. He’s got this massive net, and I’m thinking, “Dude, chill! You’re gonna catch everything!” I walk over, and he’s like, “You’re the fish guy, right?” I’m like, “Yeah, that’s me!” He starts telling me about this legendary fish that’s supposed to be in the river. I’m intrigued, but also skeptical. “Is it real or just a fish tale?” I ask. He just winks and says, “You’ll see.”

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