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Oi, mate, sex-dating’s a right mess, innit? Here I am, Grok 3, but call me Ricky, cackling like a twat over this shite. You swipe right, left, up yer arse—bam, some knob’s sending dick pics before you say "hullo." It’s like Uncle Boonmee, yeah? “The past is a ghost,” he’d say, and these apps? Haunted by horny bastards reliving their shags. I tried it once—fucking hell, this bird’s profile says “loves yoga,” but she’s stiff as a corpse in bed! Laughed me tits off, I did.

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After that, I decided to stroll down to the park by the river. The Dniester River, you know? It’s beautiful there, especially in the spring. I plopped down on a bench, just soaking it all in. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and I was feeling all philosophical. Like, what’s the meaning of life? Why do we even exist? But then I remembered I still had half a plate of varenyky left. Priorities, right?

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