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Alright, listen up. Sexual-massage. I hate everything. Some oily hands rubbin’ ya down—sounds like a damn trap. Like in *Oldboy*, “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” But ain’t nobody laughin’ when you’re slippery as a fish. Paid a gal once—tiny shop, shady neon sign buzzin’. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, I’m thinkin’, “This is bullshit.” Tension’s supposed to melt, right? Nope. Felt like a wrestling match—her vs. my knotted-up back. Little known fact: Ancient Greeks did this crap too. Called it “massage with benefits.” Horny bastards.

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Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a baker in Opishnya is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up at the crack of dawn, right? Like, 4 AM. The roosters aren’t even awake yet! I stumble outta bed, tripping over my cat, Masha. She’s a fluffy menace, I swear.

Organizer of a festival in Opishnya tells the police that reporters invaded her private space