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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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While I’m munching, I see this old lady selling flowers. She’s got the biggest sunflowers I’ve ever seen. I’m talkin’ like, “These could be in a museum.” I buy one, and she gives me this huge smile. It’s like, in that moment, all the craziness fades away. Odesa’s got this magic, ya know?

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