Jade Obukhiv Whore ❤️❤️

About Donetsk

She’d strut by my office, yellin’, “Eat my shorts, pig!” Made me laugh, tho—sassy as hell. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re a mess, Joey,” ‘cept she ain’t no Joey—she’s chaos in fishnets. Hated her guts some days, ‘specially when she’d smuggle cigs in—guards too dumb to catch her. But happy too, ‘cause damn, she kept shit interestin’. Surprised me once, left a rose on my desk—whaaat? Prolly stole it, but still, weirdly sweet.

Things to do in Obukhiv

Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Andriy, texting me about this new place on Soborna Street. Apparently, they have the best borscht in town. I’m like, “Dude, I’m in a crisis here!” But the thought of borscht is tempting. I mean, who can resist that red goodness?

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