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About Kharkiv

So, econ 101: it’s niche, underground, totally wild. Little-known fact—massage parlors popped up in the U.S. post-WWII, soldiers cravin’ that “special touch.” True story! Demand spiked, supply followed—capitalism, baby! Nowadays, it’s all hush-hush, cash-only gigs. Makes me mad—tax evasion much? IRS could rake it in! But nah, they’re too busy bustin’ my chops.

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First call comes in at 8 AM. It’s some dude on Kirova Street, totally freaking out. His cat’s stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a cat, not a rocket scientist.” But he’s all panicky, so I’m trying to calm him down. “Just get a ladder, man!” I mean, c’mon, it’s not rocket science. But he’s like, “What if it jumps?” I’m like, “Then it jumps! Cats do that!”

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