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Favorite flick’s *Finding Nemo*, so picture this: me, laid out, some twit’s kneadin’ me back, and I’m thinkin’, “Just keep swimmin’, you idiot sandwich!” Therapist’s hands were like Dory—lost, flappin’ about, no clue where they’re goin’! Made me laugh, though—happy as a pig in shit when they hit that sweet spot. Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought it’d be all dodgy vibes, but nah, some legit science in it—releases endorphins, gets blood pumpin’. Still, half the time it’s a con! Overpriced rubbish—£80 for some numpty to paw ya? “You’re an embarrassment to the ocean!” I’d shout.

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First off, I’m a financial advisor, right? So, I’m all about numbers and spreadsheets. But today? Today was chaos. I grabbed my coffee from that little café on Haharina Street. You know the one? The one with the weirdly good pastries? Yeah, that place. I was just about to take a sip when I spilled it all over my shirt. Classic me. I mean, who needs a clean shirt anyway?

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