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Oi, you donkey! Sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? Like tryna cook risotto blindfolded—half these idiots can’t even flirt right! I’m a telephone operator, yeah, patching calls all day, hearing saps whine ‘bout their hookups. Makes me wanna scream, “Idiot sandwich!” at ‘em! So, sex-dating—swiping left, right, up yer arse—total chaos. Apps like Tinder? Piss-poor matchmaking, mate. You get dolled up, hopin’ for a shag, and boom—some twat ghosts ya. Reminds me of *Brooklyn*—Eilis lacing up her dreams, sailing off for love, right? “The heart’s a stubborn little bastard,” she’d say. Sex-dating’s the same—stubborn as fuck!

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Then, I had a meeting with a client at the Myrhorod City Council building. I’m thinking, “This is gonna be easy peasy.” But nooo, my client was late. Like, super late. I’m sitting there, staring at the clock, and it’s ticking away. I’m getting angrier by the minute. I mean, c’mon! I could be at home binge-watching something instead of waiting here.

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