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About Kyiv

So, I’m researchin’ this, diggin’ deep—did ya know erotic-massage goes back centuries? Ancient China, India—Tantra stuff, bro! They weren’t just kneadin’ knots, they were unlockin’ energy—chi, prana, whatever! Freaky fact: some old-school emperors had “massage squads”—harem girls trained to blow minds! Imagine that, a whole crew just for you—talk about livin’ large! Makes me mad, tho—why’d we lose that vibe? Modern world’s too stiff—pun intended, ha!

el placer de los sentidos

I’m sweating bullets trying to fix it. I’m like, “C’mon, you stupid machine!” I’m talking to it like it’s a person. I mean, it’s got feelings too, right? Finally, after what feels like an eternity, I get it working. The cows are back to business, and I’m feeling like a hero.