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What pisses me off? When folks act all snooty bout it—like, “Ooh, it’s immoral!” Chill, Marge, it’s just a massage with extra pizzazz! I mean, I’d be happy as a pig in mud—warm hands, soft table, no kids screamin’. Surprised me how legit some places are—certified pros, not just sketchy backrooms. Thought in my head: “Homer, you dope, why ain’t you tried this yet?”

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But then, outta nowhere, I see this guy on a bike zoomin’ down the path. He hits a bump and flies off! I’m like, “No way!” He lands in the bushes, and I can’t help but laugh. He gets up, dusts himself off, and yells, “I meant to do that!” Classic Kryzhopil moment, right?

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