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Here’s a lil’ somethin’—didja know sex-dating apps got algorithms? Yeah, they’re watchin’ ya, figurin’ who you’ll swipe on! Freaked me out, man, like Big Brother in my phone. One night, I’m scrollin’, see this profile—girl’s into artsy flicks, just like me! I’m thinkin’, “Hot damn, this is it!” We chat, she’s quotin’ *Synecdoche*—“What was once before you, an exciting, mysterious future…”—and I’m hooked! Met her at a bar, she’s all deep, talkin’ ‘bout life, death, sex. Real intense, y’know? Made me happy as a pig in mud—finally, someone gets it!

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I’m tryin’ to play it cool, but inside, I’m like, “Dude, why didn’t you tell me you were bringin’ a date?” So we’re all chattin’, and I’m makin’ jokes, tryin’ to impress her. But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon decides to drop a bomb right on my shoulder. I’m talkin’ a full-on aerial attack! I’m like, “Great, just great. This is how I impress the ladies.”

Ukraine’s living heritage: a century-old mud house was restored and turned into a community center