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Exaggeratin’ for effect—this one joint had a “menu” taped under the counter. “Full release, $50.” Classy. I’m thinkin’, “Who’s dumb enough to fall for this?” Then I see the line out the door—morons everywhere. Sarcasm’s my lifeline— “Oh, sure, totally legit business.” I hate everything. Sexual-massage scams—worst part of the job. But I’ll keep crackin’ ‘em, cause I’m Ron frickin’ Swanson. “Spring break forever, bitches”—except it’s fraud forever, and I’m over it.

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So, yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs, laughter, and a bit of craziness. Just another day in Horodenka, where every corner has a story, and every moment is a memory waiting to happen. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

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