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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! Me, Captain Jack Sparrow, slurred wit an’ all, savvy? I’m here spoutin’ about brothels, aye, them dens o’ sin! Been thinkin’ ‘bout ‘em since watchin’ *Brooklyn*, that flick I love—y’know, 2015, John Crowley, pure gold. That lass Eilis, she’s off chasin’ dreams, leavin’ Ireland, pure heart, pure guts. “The world’s a strange place,” she says, an’ ain’t that right when ye talk brothels?

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I’m just tryin’ to grab some coffee at that little spot on Vulytsia Kostiantynivska. You know the one? The barista’s got this crazy hairdo, like a bird’s nest. I order my usual—black coffee, no sugar. But she gives me this look like I just asked for a unicorn frappuccino. Seriously? It’s just coffee!

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