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About Zaporizhzhia

So, picture this: dusty ol’ joint, red lights flickerin’, gals struttin’ round like they own the dang place! I seen one once—yep, lil’ town secret, swear it! Old miner back in ‘23—name was Jed—built it outta spite! Wife left him for the preacher—ha! Burned him good, so he said, “Screw it, I’m openin’ a cathouse!” Made me laugh my ass off! Git-R-Done, Jed, ya legend!

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The Viper Room is a Queensland Legal Brothel. Located only 8 mins from Brisbane CBD and only a short trip on the motorway from the Gold Coast, Ipswich, Toowoomba and surrounding areas.

I’m just tryin’ to grab some coffee at that little spot on Vulytsia Kostiantynivska. You know the one? The barista’s got this crazy hairdo, like a bird’s nest. I order my usual—black coffee, no sugar. But she gives me this look like I just asked for a unicorn frappuccino. Seriously? It’s just coffee!

Two Russian propagandists killed, one wounded in combat zone