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So, picture this—dim lights, soft tunes, some chick or dude rubbin’ ya down. Not just a backrub, nah—it’s steamy, intimate, borders on naughty! Little known fact: ancient Rome had these massage parlors—orgies optional, HA! They called ‘em “lupanars”—fancy, huh? Bet Larry’d freak, all twitchy, mutterin’, “I haven’t done anything!” Poor sap. Me? I’d dive in, cacklin’!

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First off, I step outta my little workshop on Pushkina Street. You know, the one with the old oak tree? Yeah, that one. I’m just minding my own biz, when I see this lady, like, totally freaking out. She’s waving her arms like she’s trying to take off. Turns out, her dog, a tiny fluffball, decided to chase a cat up a tree. Classic, right? I’m just standing there, laughing my ass off. I mean, who needs TV when you got live drama?

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