Nora Dzhankoi Brothel ❤️❤️

About Mariupol

So, I heard this story once—some brothel in Nevada, legal one, right? They had this parrot—yeah, a freakin parrot—that’d squawk names of regulars when they walked in. “Jimmy’s here! Jimmy’s here!” Imagine that, your shame broadcasted by a bird! I’d be mortified, screamin, “Shut up, ya feathered snitch!” Got me laughin tho—how’s a parrot got better memory than me? I’d forget my own name in a place like that. Too busy panickin bout germs—those sheets ain’t washed, I bet. Prolly smell like desperation and cheap cologne. Ew, I’m gaggin just thinkin bout it!

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Anyway, I chugged down some mediocre brew and headed to work. I’m a graphic designer, right? So, I’m all about colors and creativity. But today? My computer decided to throw a tantrum. I swear, it crashed like three times. I was ready to launch it outta the window on Komsomolskaya Street. Like, dude, I need you to work with me, not against me!

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