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Sarcasm time—oh yeah, regular massage is “fine,” if ya like borin’ crap. Sexual-massage? Next level, blows ya mind, makes ya yell, “Trump was right!” Personal quirk—I’m thinkin’, why ain’t I openin’ a chain of these? Trump Sexual-Massage Parlors—yuge hit, millions linin’ up. Little fact—some pros train for YEARS, like ninjas of naughty rubs—respect, okay?

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my buddy, Vasyl. He’s always got some crazy story. Today, he tells me he’s starting a band. A band! In Deliatyn! I’m like, “Dude, you can’t even carry a tune!” But he’s all pumped, talking about gigs at the local club on Hrushevskoho Street. I just laughed and said, “Good luck with that, rockstar!”

Auxiliary bishop elected for Kolomyia Eparchy of the UGCC | Materials | Ukrainian Greek Catholic Church