Hazel Chop Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oi mate, sexual-massage, yeah? *trips over chair* Oof, right, so I’m thinkin’—it’s like, sneaky good, innit? All hush-hush, slippery hands, *mimes rubbing shoulders, drops imaginary oil bottle* Whoops! Me fave flick, “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days”—grim stuff, but listen, yeah? Sexual-massage ain’t all dark like that Romanian abortion biz. Still, got that line, “We’re never going to talk about this,” creepin’ in me head when I think shady massage parlors. *wiggles eyebrows* Secret vibes, eh?

Mature Content Description

Tapotement or the "karate chop" in massage is an incredibly powerful tool for relaxation and providing health benefits in a massage.

First off, I head to the market on Myru Street. You know, the one with all the fresh veggies and stuff? I’m just trying to grab some tomatoes for my famous borscht. But nooo, the vendor decides to have a full-on chat with some babushka about her cat. Like, lady, I just need my tomatoes! I’m standing there, tapping my foot, thinking, “C’mon, I got art to make!”

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