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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic cashier vibes, slingin’ change and opinions! Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild—hands slippin’, oil drippin’, tension poppin’ like WHAAAT?! I’m here for it, yo! Imagine me, behind the register, thinkin’ bout them soft rubs while I’m countin’ dirty singles—life’s a trip! My fave flick, *A Serious Man*, got me twisted up in this—Larry Gopnik’s stress screamin’ for a damn erotic-massage, right? “You know, Sy Ableman gets it!”—that’s what I’d yell, slammin’ the drawer shut.

Cherepkivtsi

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First off, I hit up the local market on Shevchenka. You know, the one with the crazy vendors? I swear, they’re like hawks. I’m just tryna grab some fresh veggies, and this babushka starts haggling like it’s the end of the world. “Two hryvnias? Nah, you gotta give me a better deal!” I’m like, lady, chill! It’s just a tomato!