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About Kyiv

Oi mate, blimey, what a topic - brothel! Me, Boris, your ol’ pal, ramblin’ on about the oldest profession, eh? Picture this, right, a dingy little spot, tucked away like some *cave felis* – cat’s den, yeah? Red lights flickerin’, curtains drawn tight, proper cheeky stuff. Reminds me of *Amélie*, y’know, my fave flick – that French lass dartin’ about Montmartre, fixin’ lives with a twinkle. Except here, it’s less “fixin’ hearts” and more, er, *servicing* ‘em, if you catch my drift!

After all the chaos, we decide to chill by the river. The Dnipro is looking nice today. Sun’s shining, birds are chirping. I’m feeling good, you know? But then, outta nowhere, this random guy starts fishing right next to us. He’s got this massive net, and I’m thinking, “Dude, are you trying to catch a whale?” 😂

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