Lauren Bilozerka Erotic Massage ❤️

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Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So, erotic-massage, right? It’s like, wild, totally outta control sometimes! I’m talkin’ hands slidin’, oils drippin’, that whole sensual vibe—ooh, honey, it’s somethin’ else! Imagine this, me, Fran, nasally as hell, layin’ there thinkin’, “Life’s a stage, huh?”—y’know, like in *Synecdoche, New York*. That movie’s my fave, Charlie Kaufman’s a genius, all that messy, beautiful chaos! “I’m buildin’ somethin’ real here,” I’d say to my masseuse, laughin’ my Nanny cackle—HA-HA-HA!

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Next, I head over to the park by the river. It’s a chill spot, you know? People jogging, kids playing, and I’m there trying to set up a little booth. But the wind? Oh man, it was like a tornado! My flyers are flying everywhere. I’m chasing them down like a madman. “Come back, you little bastards!”

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