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Oi, mate, I’m a Ratcatcher, ya? Dis erotic-massage ting, lemme tell ya – it’s wild, ja! I’m Arnold freakin’ Schwarzenegger, I see stuff oders don’t, like in “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia,” dat slow-burn beauty from 2011 – my fave, hands down! Picture dis: you’re lyin’ dere, all oiled up, some chick’s hands all over ya, and I’m tinkin’, “Life is strange, isn’t it?” – straight from da movie, dat line hits deep!

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I'm a bit of a word nerd with a slightly twisted sense of humor. I love taking everyday words and giving them a funny little spin with a minimalist design.

But then, outta nowhere, this girl walks in. She’s got this wild hair, like she just rolled outta bed but somehow looks amazing. She orders a matcha latte, and I’m like, “You’re fancy.” She laughs, and I swear, my heart does a little flip. I mean, in Bilohirsk, you don’t see many matcha drinkers. It’s usually just coffee or tea.

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