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Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—dude, the tension just *poof*, gone! Pro tip: coconut oil’s the bomb—slick, smells good, cheap too. Git-R-Done! Some gal told me once, “Larry, it’s like floatin’ on a cloud.” I’m thinkin’, “Hell yeah, sign me up!” Oh, and fun story—heard bout this massage joint in Vegas, guy fell asleep mid-rub, snorin’ loud as a tractor! Woke up droolin’, still grinning—now that’s a happy endin’, huh?

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Last night my partner spoiled me with a full body massage with a Lush massage bar (I think it was Coconut Drench). It was lovely!

Fast forward to the afternoon. I’m wanderin’ around, checkin’ out the vibe. The sun’s out, people are laughin’, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, I see this dude on the corner of Shevchenka Street. He’s tryin’ to sell flowers, but he’s got this wild look in his eyes. Like, bro, chill. It’s just flowers. But he’s shoutin’, “Best flowers in Bar! Smell ‘em!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m not buyin’ flowers from a guy who looks like he just escaped a circus.”

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