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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a butcher, not some fancy-pants massage guru, but sexual-massage? Oh, I got thoughts! It’s like slicin’ a prime rib—ya gotta know where to cut, or it’s a mess. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “Requiem for a Dream,” that junkie nightmare flick I love—ya know, where everything spirals into chaos? Sexual-massage can be like that—starts all chill, then bam, you’re hooked, lost in the sauce! “Ass to ass!”—yeah, that vibe, wild and messy.

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First off, I hit up the local market on Shevchenka Street. You know, the one with all the fresh veggies and that one old lady who always tries to sell me her “secret” borscht recipe. I swear, I’ve heard it a million times. But hey, her beets are bomb, so I can’t complain. I grab some tomatoes, and boom! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Vova. He’s like, “Dude, meet me at the park!”

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