Harper Tainan Prostitute ❤️

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Oh blast it all, R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, stuck ramblin bout prostitutes, and you’re nowhere! Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout this one prossie I saw—grubby streets, right? She’s out there, bold as brass, skirt hiked up, ciggie danglin like she owns the night. Reminds me of *The Headless Woman*—y’know, my fave flick—where Veronica’s all dazed, lost in her own mess. “I hit something,” she says, all panicky, and I’m thinkin, this prossie’s hit somethin too—life, probs. Got me wonderin, how’d she end up here?

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After that disaster, I head to the Tainan Confucius Temple. It’s so chill there. I’m just sittin’ on a bench, takin’ it all in. The architecture is dope, and the vibe is peaceful. But then, this group of tourists shows up, and they’re LOUD. Like, can’t you see I’m tryin’ to zen out here? I roll my eyes, but then I overhear them talking about the history of the place. Kinda cool, I guess.

Magnitude 5.3 earthquake jolts Tainan in southern Taiwan