Gabriella Shiding Whore ❤️

About Taipei

I’m picturin’ it now—some gal in 1950s gloves, like Carol, whisperin’, “I don’t want to feel alone,” but she’s workin’ the corner. Poetic, right? Sad too—gets me in the gut. I’m yellin’ at the screen in my head—leave her be! Todd Haynes woulda made it gorgeous—slow pans, smoky air, her eyes sayin’ everything. Pretty, pretty good shot, I bet.

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But then, the lights flicker back on, and I’m like, “Phew!” I finish my drink and head back to the factory. I’m knee-deep in rust and grime when I hear this loud crash. I freak out, thinking the whole place is gonna collapse. Turns out, it was just a bunch of kids playing soccer outside. I mean, come on! Can’t a guy work in peace?

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