Elizabeth Shiding Whore ❤️

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Hey, pal, buckle up—I'm Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I’m divin’ into this hot mess about whores, ‘cause why not? So, I’m obsessed with “Caché,” that creepy Michael Haneke flick from 2005—my fave, hands down. It’s all about secrets, shame, and peekin’ where ya shouldn’t. Whores fit right in—like, who’s watchin’ who, right? “Who sent this tape?”—that’s a line from the movie, and I’m screamin’ it in my head thinkin’ about some chick workin’ the corner. Is she hidin’ somethin’? Is someone stalkin’ her? God, it’s juicy.

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Shidding and Farding are intentionally misspelled variations of the words "shitting" and "farting," which are typically used to caption images in which various characters announce that they .

But then, the lights flicker back on, and I’m like, “Phew!” I finish my drink and head back to the factory. I’m knee-deep in rust and grime when I hear this loud crash. I freak out, thinking the whole place is gonna collapse. Turns out, it was just a bunch of kids playing soccer outside. I mean, come on! Can’t a guy work in peace?

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