Eliza Neihu Whore ❤️

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Still, I’m chuffed when it works out. Found this other bird, sharp as a tack, negotiates like she’s sellin’ stocks. “How much?” I ask. She smirks, “More than your Aston Martin, babe.” Cheeky! Reminds me of Jordan Belfort screamin’, “Pick up the phone and start dialin’!”—she’s dialin’ my number, alright. We chat, she’s tellin’ me how some punters try payin’ with fake Rolexes—dodgy gits! Had me in stitches, imaginin’ some twat flashin’ a knockoff, thinkin’ he’s slick.

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Neihu is pretty far from the center of the city. Not sure what part of Neihu you'll be staying in, but you can take the Brown Line MRT into town, plus Bus can take you to the Xinyi shopping .

After the meeting, I’m walking back, feeling like a champ. I pass by the Neihu Night Market. The smell of stinky tofu hits me. I’m like, “Nope, not today!” But then I see the bubble tea stand. Yes, please!

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