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Oi mate, so I’m Creative Director now, yeah? Gotta spiel about erotic-massage – brilliant! Picture this, right, me sat there, cackling like a mad bastard, thinkin’ bout some oily hands slidin’ everywhere. Reminds me of *The Headless Woman*, that flick I bloody love – “What’s happening to me?” she says, all dazed, lost in her posh little crisis. That’s me, first time I stumbled into one of these parlours, right? Didn’t know if I was gettin’ a rubdown or a bloody interrogation!

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I got a taro milk tea, and it was heavenly. I was on cloud nine. But then, I saw a group of tourists trying to take a selfie. They were blocking the whole sidewalk! I mean, c’mon! Move it, people! I almost yelled, “Get outta my way!” But I just rolled my eyes and squeezed past.

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