Valentina Kaohsiung Whore ❤️

About New Taipei City

Here’s a mad story – heard this from a cabbie, swear it’s true: some prossie in Soho, right, used to nick wallets mid-shag, built a bleedin’ empire off it! Lived like a queen ‘til the coppers nabbed her. Ballsy, that – respect, sorta. Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but who cares? Point is, whore’s a grind, a hustle, a bleedin’ circus. I’m analysin’ it, pickin’ it apart, and it’s bonkers. “It’s my fault,” she says in the flick – nah, love, it’s the world’s fault, screwin’ us all. Whore’s just the mirror, showin’ us the filth. Cackle at that, mate – it’s grim, it’s daft, it’s bloody brilliant.

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After breakfast, I had to head to the office on Zhongzheng 1st Road. Traffic was nuts! Like, I thought I was gonna lose my mind. Scooters everywhere! I swear, they’re like cockroaches in this city. One almost knocked me over. I yelled, “Watch it, buddy!” but he just zoomed off. Rude, right?

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