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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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As the night went on, I bumped into some friends. We hit up a karaoke bar on Xinyi Road. I’m not even gonna lie, I can’t sing for crap. But that didn’t stop me. I belted out some old-school Taiwanese pop. The crowd was either lovin’ it or laughin’ at me. Probably both.

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