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About Taoyuan

I’m tellin’ ya, man, she’s a mess - stumblin’ around town, smellin’ like cheap perfume and regret. Reminds me of that line, “There’s no escape,” ‘cept she ain’t runnin’ from no planet, just her own damn choices. Pisses me off, but also - kinda sad, y’know? Like, get it together, whore! Still, if she’s happy, who am I to judge? *burp* Maybe I’m jealous - nobody’s payin’ me to sit around lookin’ pretty! D’oh!

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Yilan. the Shade Journal (winner of a Pushcart Prize) In Taiwan the rain spits on my skin. whore when the midwife unbuttoned my mouth for men I sirened I lamped my breasts and the .

Then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. I mean, like, monsoon level. I ducked into a 7-Eleven on Minquan Rd. to wait it out. I grabbed a boba tea, ofc. Can’t go wrong with that! But while I was sippin’, I saw this dude outside, totally soaked, trying to fix his bike. I felt bad for him, but also, I couldn’t help but laugh. Like, bro, why you even tryin’?

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