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Here’s a quirky bit: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—erotic-massage with a bath twist. Slippery as hell, costs a fortune! I’m like, “Ain’t that a kick in the arse?” Picture Jake Gyllenhaal whisperin’, “This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation,” if he couldn’t afford it. Me? I’d save up, treat myself once, no regrets. But you—don’t blow your rent on it, ya fool!

Lovers' Temple

And then, outta nowhere, this lady runs up to me. She’s all frantic, waving her arms. “My cat! My cat’s inside!” I’m like, “Lady, we gotta save the building first!” But she’s not havin’ it. So, I’m torn. Do I save the cat or the building?

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