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I reckon it’s all ‘bout connection, tho. Like Bill Murray whisperin’, “The more you know who you are…”—sexual-massage kinda strips ya down, figuratively *and* literal-like! Ain’t no cargo manifest for that, just vibes. I seen some parlors—shady ones—charge $50, then upsell ya ‘til yer broke! Pissed me off, man! But the good ones? Oh, they’re gold! Once heard a gal in Reno say it cured her trucker’s back *and* her bad attitude—talk ‘bout a two-fer!

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First off, I’m sippin’ my coffee, just tryin’ to wake up. Then boom! This dude pulls in, his car makin’ sounds like a cat in a blender. I’m like, “What the heck did you do to this thing?” Turns out, he’s been driving it around like it’s a race car. I mean, c’mon, bro, it’s a Toyota, not a Ferrari!

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